(Please, hold your applause until the end.)

Just what makes Rodrigo Duterte (seen here comparing his erect micropenis to Trumps’s), a Filipino lingering kamaro fart, so imminently punchable? Perhaps, it is the words that come out of his own psycho mouth:

Because he is a master of the art of the joke he tried out some new material at a campaign event this last April about the rape and murder of an Australian missionary by inmates during a prison riot in Davao when he was the mayor in 1989. Risky, but a knee-slapper? As Jon Dore says, you really need to see the audience if you’re going to try out a rape joke. This one entertained only crickets and tumbleweeds in 2016. Nice try.
“I was angry because she was raped. That’s one thing. But she was so beautiful. The mayor should have been first.” 
When the Pope’s visit caused a nasty traffic snarl that inconvenienced Duterte he had something to say to the pontiff.
“I wanted to call him: ‘Pope, son of a whore, go home. Do not visit us again.’”
 Um…sorry. The Popemobile only goes 15 mph.

Never one to let common decency, world opinion, or facts get in the way of his comedy routine, Digong (as in “the Digong ate your baby”) dropped the mic on another blue note.

“Hitler massacred three million Jews. Now, there is three million drug addicts. I’d be happy to slaughter them.”          “At least Germany had Hitler. The Philippines wouldn’t.”

In one of his many just-kidding moments, Duterte called President Obama a “son of a whore.” And the U.S, ambassador to his country a “gay son of a bitch.”

He wrapped up his set with this gut-busting response to the corpses stacks up like Tetris is in alleys and doorways, “Do the lives of 10 of these criminals really matter? If I am the one facing all this grief, would 100 lives of these idiots mean anything to me?” he said.

Is that a punchable face or what?!

morrow’s Most Punchable Face Candidate?

 Kellyanne Conway. A woman who really reads no introduction, unless you’ve been hiding in a spider hole thinking the Vietnam War is still going on. In which case, you might be wise to stock up and crawl back in before the world ends.