(Please, hold your applause until the end.)
Just what makes Rodrigo Duterte (seen here comparing his erect micropenis to Trumps’s), a Filipino lingering kamaro fart, so imminently punchable? Perhaps, it is the words that come out of his own psycho mouth:
Never one to let common decency, world opinion, or facts get in the way of his comedy routine, Digong (as in “the Digong ate your baby”) dropped the mic on another blue note.
“Hitler massacred three million Jews. Now, there is three million drug addicts. I’d be happy to slaughter them.” “At least Germany had Hitler. The Philippines wouldn’t.”
In one of his many just-kidding moments, Duterte called President Obama a “son of a whore.” And the U.S, ambassador to his country a “gay son of a bitch.”
He wrapped up his set with this gut-busting response to the corpses stacks up like Tetris is in alleys and doorways, “Do the lives of 10 of these criminals really matter? If I am the one facing all this grief, would 100 lives of these idiots mean anything to me?” he said.
Is that a punchable face or what?!
morrow’s Most Punchable Face Candidate?
Kellyanne Conway. A woman who really reads no introduction, unless you’ve been hiding in a spider hole thinking the Vietnam War is still going on. In which case, you might be wise to stock up and crawl back in before the world ends.